I would like to remind you, once again to stop laughing at the title, please.
 Anyway, it’s me again. Ariana! And I have finally figured out how we all ordered the rooms!
So, first of all, it wasn’t built like your regular haunted house. We all figured: “Hey, we’re all goddesses and such! We can do whatever we want!”
 Since we could do whatever we wanted, I used my skills of… um… let’s call it… “persuasion” *rolls for an intimidation check* (oh, shut up, Lia…) to “convince” some of the souls from the underworld I had been keeping around, to build the entire house. And if it wasn’t up to my standards… heh, well… let’s just say Cerberus would have had himself a nice dinner. Either that, or Yukari would have eaten them. But, sadly for the two of them, they passed their evaluation, so back to Tartarus they went. Regardless, they made it look like a hotel for some reason. I didn’t know it at the time, but that was a blessing in disguise.
 So, the entrance looked like this, if you can imagine it. Spider webs, and giant spiders on every corner, and a sickly green splash of paint all over the walls, courtesy of Jennie. She absolutely loves animals. Think of her as… hm… the reverse Artemis. Sort of? She wants her sweet animals to be safe. That’s pretty much all she cares about. Oh, well… that and her side hustle of slinging plagues here and there every now and then.
 Anyway. That wasn’t all. She figured since it looked like a hotel, that it’d have a half destroyed front desk, with a zombie posing as both the bellhop and the front desk manager! That’d be the perfect way to drive off mortals with high standards. If they ask for a manager, just send them to the front desk! Don’t worry though. Jennie promised me that they wouldn’t hurt anyone.
 As for the rest of the rooms, you’ll simply have to take that ruined elevator over there and wait until it gets you to the next floor… and who knows? Once you get there, you may never want to leave…~