A strange sensation

He woke up in the middle of the night, unsure about what happened once he fell asleep. However, he could tell right away that something was different. She was there, in the bed with him. He yelled out in shock as he scrambled out of the bed and said: “W-why are you in my b-bed…?! W-what are you even doing here…?”
She opened her eyes and yawned as she stretched and said: “I was told that I needed to watch over you, so you didn’t do anything stupid. Need I remind you of what you did a few hours ago? I mean, come on! If you were that desperate, why didn’t you summon me *before* you decided to kill yourself?!”
He sighed heavily and said, sounding dejected: “I… didn’t think you’d listen. Or that it’d actually do anything.”
As a response, she gasped and slapped him as she said, while sounding strangely angry: “Are you kidding?! Of course I’d help! Do you know how hard it is to manipulate people these days?”
He laughed dryly and said: “Right… manipulate. I forgot about that. So… um… where do we go from here, anyway?”
She giggled and smiled at him as she said: “Well, sadly, I’m not… magical in the way that I can just produce material out of nowhere, but… I can still threaten or seduce those that I need to control. Which brings me to this.” She said, as she pulled something out of her pocket. It seemed to be a bottle of pills of some sort.
He looked confused as he said: “What, you want me to overdose now? I thought you literally just said that you don’t want me to die?”
She scoffed and opened the bottle as she said: “No, you moron. Look at what it is first, before making any assumptions.”
As she said that, he looked at the label, and when he read what it said, he felt so overjoyed that he somehow lost his voice. Then, he fainted. Whether out of happiness or out of fear what would come next, he wasn’t sure. But, he did know one thing. A major change was about to take place. And when it would be finished, he’d be the happiest he’d ever been.